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THE FUNNY PAPERS
don't have time
a young person with an older car
a suitcase full of heroin
holiday shopping on the internet
in the commercial
botox
going fishing
helium
angry
salami
beer
her name was Alice
camel toe?
redneck
a princess
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JOKES
Mozart and Coney Island
The lawyer had come to the State Prison
Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble
little Johnny
You can't take it with you
It was a cold winter day
what he did for a living
the story of a woodcarver
YOU MAY NEED A NEW PSYCHIC IF
WAYS TO HAVE FUN IN THE WORKPLACE:
I stole this turkey
a wrong number
It comes from my family
miraculous cures for arthritis
Maybe they'll end up getting married
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
There was a business executive who was deep in debt
WHEN YOU'RE STUPID
Dog pees on electric fence
Funniest Commercials
Funniest Repairing and DIY Fails
13 Badass Movie Scenes
The Definitive 11Foot8 Bridge Crash Compilation
Angry Man Flips Out On Judge Judy
Regency Bridge (Texas Country Reporter)
Funny Scenes From COPS
Top 10 Most Heartwarming Christmas Commercials Ever Made
Keep Farts Funny
Sometimes Security Cameras catch a gem!
Near Disasters on the Farm with Combine and Tractor
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
single women
the woman is always right
I am not talking to you
it was a great day
I love you so much
wash your back
feet
do you ever wish
older women
crotchless panties
got arrested last night
started with nothing
a bonfire
the dryer
never trust a train
Bob: "My doctor says if I don't give up sex, I'll be dead in a week."
?Bill: "Why is that?" ?
?Bob: "I've been screwing his wife."
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Back on January 9th, a group of tough bikies were riding south to
Margaret River when they saw a girl about to jump off the
Pinjarra Rd Traffic Bridge in Mandurah. So ...they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,
walks through a group of gawkers, past the Police Officer
who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railing'?
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't
want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . .
"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give
ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing
and did just that . . .and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up
approval from his bike-buddies, the onlookers, and even the
copper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever
had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
Little Bo Peep, has lost her sheep,
And doesn't know where to find 'em...
But a search revealed,
They were out in the field,
With Little Boy Blue behind 'em.
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night, the wife approached her husband wearing
the exact same sexy negligee
she had worn on their wedding night.
She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asked.
He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby,
I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs
and screw your brains out'..."
She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said.
So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee
I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looked up at her, and replied, "Mission accomplished."
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