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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!

So what is so special about today?
It is national taco day! I do not know of
any taco places offering free tacos, but there
are several places, like Taco Bell, Moe's
On THE BORDER, and several other taco 
chains that are offering special deals. So check
it out for your area! Its a good day for a taco.!!

Today is also the day they started construction
on Mount Rushmore, 91 years ago.
The stuff ya learn reading this page, right?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially
Martin aka the postman

yep, its a special "feel good" kinda day alright...

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

nice little dog
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18 sneakers
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Becky knew
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use the sink
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urology
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that answers that
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perfect
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keep it in mind
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scary
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2 words
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I'm sorry
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mac n cheese
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a mile in my shoes
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pick me
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what she thinks
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JOKES

Sense
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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist
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Three women were sitting around and bragging
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the Polish were upset
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a memo
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Your Church Has Sold Out
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really bad time
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success
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a stiffling hot day
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cake played basketball
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He went to cut down a tree
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California Department of Transportation's driving school:
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went on a blind date
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How are you on this lovely day
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A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist,
and her breasts were so large that they bounced and
jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably.The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they
would have to get another organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly
about the problem, and told her to mash up some green
persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts,
which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her
not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are
so sour they will make your mouth pucker up,
and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
The voluptuous organist, reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to
the pulpit and said ...Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my
contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the
road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open
and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said,
"Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
He forced himself to remove his hand.
However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave
him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed
to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job or you might
miss a great opportunity!

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students
to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around
the class checking the sketches, he noticed that a sexy
young coed had sketched a man with an erect penis.
The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the
other way."
She replied, "What other way?"

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Semi Trucks Revenge & Brake Checks
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Moray Eels Fight to the Death!
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Man's joke vanity plate backfires big-time
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More adventures in replying to spam | James Veitch
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Could You Do This?!! - Amazing Wins, Epic Clips!!
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True Facts : Carnivorous Plants
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Garage blocked by the parked car
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CGI Animated Short Film "14" by Team 14
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Happiness
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Top: Gal Gadot "FUNNIEST" Reactions
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