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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!

So, its little wonder that our generation has

so many politicians, movie stars, and actors

accused of sexual assault. After all, we

were brought up to think sexual assault was ok...

we do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

man trap
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ribbed condoms
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a smartass
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artificial
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little blue pill
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what kind is it?
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a special batch
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for her
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the very latest
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overweight
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suicide bomber
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someone else
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in the middle of the night
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the way you see it
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a good bra
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

OUR PET CROW
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Top 10 countries that are impossible to conquer
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TOLERANTIA - a short animated film by Ivan Ramadan
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TOP HUSBAND VS WIFE ULTIMATE FUNNY PRANKS
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The Smallest Bird you have ever seen
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The Dried up Aral Sea Eco-Disaster
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World Amazing Modern Railway Construction Machine Compilation
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Making A Hamburger
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15+ Of The Funniest Two-Line Jokes Ever
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Boat Fails for Summer of 2018
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Daniel Tosh - "People Pleaser (2016)" Stand Up Comedy Special
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Shark Attack in Maldives Vacation! Best House Reef for Snorkeling 2018!
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Life Aboard US Navy Ballistic Missile Submarine USS Wyoming
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Denmark to Iceland ferry trip on MS Norrona
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10 Famous Funny Commercials
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

under surveilance
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go home
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the spider
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asphalt
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my dog
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the carwash
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while shopping
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rock music
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the cat
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pissed you off
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pop cans
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how does the defendant plead
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proper English
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girls wanna be mermaids
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A major electronics company, Siemens, is introducing​
a tiny necklace cell phone for women.​Have you seen

this thing?​I t's on a chain - you wear it around your

neck - it hangs​
down right here to a woman's cleavage.​
​The only problem women have with it;​
when it rings, every guy in the room yells, 'I'll get it.'​
 
If your girlfriend ever walks in on you​ while you're

nailing your other girlfriend,​
a cheery "Who's up for a threesome?"​
is only going to postpone the makeup sex​ that much longer.​

A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.​
"Look at the size of his pecker," says the man. "It's massive!"​
"Yes dear," says the woman. "But at least he's got your ears."

It has been studied and determined that the most

often used sexual position
for married couples is the doggie position.
?The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls

over and plays dead.

A ship was carrying a cargo of yo-yos, bound for San

Francisco from Hong Kong.
It was hit by a typhoon and sank twenty-three times.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it

Have you seen a recent commercial for Viagra?
?The guy comes home, he's rushing around, he's cleaning the house,
he's cooking dinner, he's setting the table, he's putting flowers
and candles out before his wife gets home.?Don't you think that
most women watching that commercial say, "The hell with the sex.
Where can I get a pill to make my husband to do all of that?"

"I bought a race horse today."
"Oh, really?  What is the horse's name, gender, timing,

and what are you going to do with him? "I've decided to

call him 'My Face.' He is male, runs a mile injust

under a minute. I don't care if he doesn't win a race or

if he makes me any money." "Then why in the hell did ya

buy him?I just want to hear thousands of
 those uppity posh bitches at the race course shouting: 

'Come on, My Face!'

Two college students, George and Sam, are riding on

a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them 

asking for spare change. George
adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sam, on

the other hand,
whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles
and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.
?The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to
the other passengers. George is outraged by his

friend's act of generosity.
"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts George.
"You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze."
?Sam replies, "And we weren't?"

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