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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!

So, the people have spoken! Last couple days I tried out a

couple different new ways to do the page. Not that this is a democracy,

but on rare occasions I do listen to what the fans tell me. See, thing is,

the longer the message, it seems, the less reliable delivery for Yahoogroups.

So I thought finding a shorter method would be better. But it was a re-

sounding "NO GO" Sometimes us "olde phartes" just don't want to

try anything different. That's ok. no big deal, and here is one other

thing. Remember that Mcd gift card offer? Ya I know you liked it.

So, I know you will like this Subway gift card also! Its up there at the

top, so be sure to take advantage of it!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

A group of cowboys were out on the range branding some cattle.
While they were away the new cook saw a sheep tied to a post.
Thinking it was for that night's dinner he slaughtered the sheep, and cooked it.
That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook.
He pulled one aside and asked, ..."Did I screw up the cooking"
"No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."
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JOKES

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how to avoid shark attacks
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you don't know what day it is
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the donkey died
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What's filet mignon
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a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas
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Adam, I want you to do something for me

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brains for sale
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Two guys were out hunting,
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car
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the center of Chicago courtroom drama
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couldn't find a parking place
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a mime was out acting on the streets
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a karate chop from Korea
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The Motorway
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"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know.
I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes if I see a really great oufit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."
- Rita Rudner

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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Top 10 Mesmerizing Factory Machines
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30+ Magnificent Passes In Football

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Religion Does No Harm, Bill Maher reflects
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Top 5 Just For Laughs Gags - October 2018
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Best FUNNY DOG videos
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Rodney Dangerfield Has President Reagan Laughing
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Attitude – One of Life's Choice

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Electrical Explosion, Electrical fire, High voltage
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Cow plays fetch
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Fat Man Breaks Park Bench
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Ultimate Scary Pranks Compilation
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A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and

I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private

place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.

So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison."
With that being said, they made love for the first time

and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner

seems to have escaped."Turning on his side, he smiles

and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time, the bride says, "Honey,

the prisoner is out again!"
The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again.
The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again,"

to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

everything is great
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got pulled over
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fake poses
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this is Jill
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a bag full of clothes
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200 pounds
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