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JOKES

one liners
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asked this girl to a movie with me
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2 Texans and a cajun
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move your car
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how is your history paper coming along
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0005.html

a bag over his head
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke7/kl0006.html

It's the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date,

Peggy Sue.Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and

a duck tail hairdo.When he goes to the front door,

Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in."Peggy Sue's

not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"

He says. "That's cool."Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby

what they are planning to do.Bobby replies politely that

they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a

drive-in-movie.Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't

you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says

"Whaaaat?""Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "We

know that Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why,

she'd screw all night if we let her!" Bobby's eyes

light up and smiles from ear to ear.Immediately, he has

revised the plans for the evening.A few minutes later,

Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her

saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation,

Bobby escorts his date out the front door

while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids,"

with a small wink for Bobby.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled

Peggy Sue rushes back into thehouse, slams the door

behind her and screams at her father:

"Dammit, Daddy! The Twist!!! It's called The Twist!"

Q: Why do Jewish girls have gold diaphragms?

A: So they can tell their fathers that their

boyfriends are cumming into money!

A couple checked into the famous Breakers Hotel in

Palm Beach. After a day of drinking and golf, mostly drinking,

the man returned to his luxury suite one night to find

his girlfriend lying naked in bed.His eyes went wide and

he began to strip, only to stop suddenly when he saw

a cigar in the ashtray beside the bed."All right,"

he demanded, "I'll kill you unless you tell me

where the cigar came from!"

A muffled voice came from under the bed, "Havana."

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready

for work when the husband looked at his wife and said,

"I gotta have you!"He backed her up against the

bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her.

He knew he was doing great because she screamed and

wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes

back on and when he noticed his

wife still writhing against the door he said,

"That was the best, honey. You've never moved

like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"

His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once

I can get the doorknob out of my arse."

Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China.

They decided to become

?American Citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
?Bu - called himself "Buck"
?Chu called himself "Chuck"
?and Fu had to go back to China.

An Irishman is walking down the street when a

prostitute approaches him.

"Hey," she says, Do ya fancy a bit o' this?  
She lifts her skirt to reveal crotch less panties.
"Screw that!" says the Irishman,
"Have you seen what it's done to your knickers?"

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

assault
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0001.html

the stock market
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0002.html

I googled it
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0003.html

in my country
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0004.html

Harvey's cigars
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0005.html

eye test for men
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0006.html

dear lord
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0007.html

church notice
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0008.html

an impure thot
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0009.html

I'm in room 420
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0010.html

made for each other
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0011.html

the cops
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0012.html

Gordon Ramsey
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0013.html

how you like it
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0014.html

ppl in sleeping bags

http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon8/ct0015.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

My fiancée cheated. (Texting Story)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0258.html

Act of Kindness and Goodwill
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0259.html

Swordfish stuck in off shore oil rig
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0260.html

SPECTACULAR Soviet Mikoyan MiG-29 OVT VECTORED THRUST
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0261.html

Michael McIntyre - Funniest Joke EVER
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0262.html
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

wife says
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0001.html

the best moments
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0002.html

book on marriage says
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0003.html

juice cleanse
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0004.html

new hearing aid
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0005.html

rsvp
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0006.html

lost in the woods
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0007.html

what time is it

http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0008.html

remember when you were a kid
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0009.html

win some
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0010.html

honest
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0011.html

my problems
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0012.html

life is too short
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0013.html

creepy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0014.html

having sex for money
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor7/hu0015.html

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