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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know, I was having a very "dramatic" episode
with the war department the other day.
Lot of you folks call em "arguments". It is one
that is still unresolved even after almost 39 years of
marriage. This is a conflict raging so bitterly it would
compare to England's assault of her majesty's navy
on the Bismark. Peanut butter. Do you know how many different
kinds of peanut butter there are in the world? There
is crunchy peanut butter, creamy peanut butter, natural
peanut butter,and quite probably about 150 different
brands of the stuff on our local supermarket shelves.
The amazing thing is, I have never been able to
get my wife, after 38 years to understand what kind
I like. I'm pretty sure she suffers from PBBDOFHO disorder
(Peanut butter Brain Disorder for Husband Overload)Now,
lest you think I am imagining, let me explain.
She prefers the natural creamy stuff. To me
it looks a lot like axle grease. I cannot attest to
personal knowledge of it, but I am pretty sure it tastes like
it too. But then, I've never tasted real axle grease to
know for sure. After all this time, she will finally bring me
home my own jar so I will be happy when the urge for
a pb and j strikes. But, she will get every thing BUT
what I like- CRUNCHY !!!! I DETEST creamy like a
3rd grader hates math class. Now, to complicate matters, I
have only one or 2 brands that I prefer, Skippy or Jiff.
The stuff tastes like nectar from the gods! Hey
I know I am fussy, but at least it ain't beer, right?
Anyways, after she came home from the health food store
the other day where she bought fourteen million food items
we did not need, she also bought me a jar of peanut butter
It was a god awful concoction It resembled pbr in color only.
I finally got P. O. ed !!! I was pissed!
I mean you could see fire coming out my
nostrils. I got on the puter to dial up the delivery
servc of Wally world and ordered me some of the real
stuff. I mean I stocked the shelves with at least a
dozen family size jars of Crunchy Jiff. Social security will
run outta money before I run out of Crunchy Jiff peanut butter!
I ordered enough of it to last me probably till I reach age 130.
Just to make a point, right? Probably a lifetime supply.
I thought it was a pretty good plan ... till it arrived and
I had to find a place under the cupboard for it. Well
I may be a genius, but I don't always have all the answers.
It did help tho when I tossed out the 12 jars of creamy
natural peanut butter that were already down there:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
any friendly bears
losing its bark
on a plane bound for New York
her first time to the city
he was dying
took my daughter to a shopping mall
Ole and Sven decided to emigrate to the U.S.
observation skills
which one of you cut down the applee tree
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing
A college student wrote a letter home
men are like
Is your Mother or Father at home
hi mom how are you
help me
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
eating a popcicle
do you have a bathroom
socks
a true angler
baggy pants
obesity
do you belong to this family?
how close they are
he went fishing
a bad day
in five minutes
love you too
camo pants
privacy
disney
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
no dogs
a pro tip
wife and a side chick
beer
a good week
he sued
the high beem
scary
out for dinner
at the new Ihobp
he was dying
rare
step out of the vehicle
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Trucks against stumps?, who will win?
Come Monday - Jimmy Buffett
Officer Down!
Peanuts (Riverdale Parody)
The Monty Python and Holy Grail, The English meet the French castle
Top 50 Savage Animals!
Justice Served to Left Lane Hog
2017 Blue Angels NAF El Centro Air Show
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