Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, remember when we left the house unlocked? Chances are, our parents
probably did not remember where the front door keys were anymore. We
all remember that, right? What with rising crime, those days are long gone.
In fact, don't you wonder sometimes how safe you are? and in your own
home? And security systems can be so expensive if you have one of
those high tech groups come in. Then you have to mess with
security codes and yadda yadda yadda. It's a problem. Right?
So why don't you install your own hand made system.?
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really
big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and
Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish. Leave a note
on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have
gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the
Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."
Not to worry, see, you will be safe and secure!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
the new arrivals
skeletons
sorry honey
what porn taught us
vegatarians
lonely
feeling special
milkshake
rock bottom
in five years
walk a mile
Tom Cruise
the clapper
Walmart dating app
dating a homeless girl
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JOKES
listen you guys
health tips
I;m so old
on the first day of school
the Smith case
I'd really like to drive today
he died and went to heaven
the new wing of the hospital
Long, long ago
wallpaper
greeting cards
a cardiologist and the mechanic
Stevie Wonder
I'll tell you my story
the florist and the barber
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
rump roast
its camoflaug
north Korea
God and whisky
audible noise
buying condoms
a blonde and the pizza
Donald Trump
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
TOP 10 BEACHES IN THAILAND (TROPICAL PARADISE)
Dallas Tornado Video Shows Massive Twisters in Texas
9 Ft Shark Eaten by Unknown Sea Creature
Biggest Lottery Winners, Where Are They Now
Family guy - Asian drycleaner
The Simpsons | Tree House of Horror
Friday Night Poker
Lot Lizards - New
How to Punish a Double Parking Car Driver - Funny double parking prank Ideas for you
The Best of Police Compilation! | Video Digest
Kids Versus Old Folks
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