welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You should feel honored! I woke up early this
morning just to mail these jokes out to all of
you kind folks!...OK, It is 82 degrees at just 8am
this morning....I am going back to bed
for the day now:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just
couldn't seem to get to work on
time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.
time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.
But he was a good worker, really
tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit
tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit
to the company and obviously
demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic,
demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic,
you do a bang-up job when you
finally get here; but your being late so often is quite
finally get here; but your being late so often is quite
bothersome." "Yes, I know boss, and I am sorry and
am working on it." "Well good, you are a team player.
That's what I like to hear."
"Yes sir, I understand your concern and I will try harder."
Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment,
"I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
"Yes sir, I understand your concern and I will try harder."
Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment,
"I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
What did they say to you
there if you showed up in the morning late so often?"
The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled.
He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin.............
"They usually saluted and said, Good morning,
there if you showed up in the morning late so often?"
The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled.
He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin.............
"They usually saluted and said, Good morning,
Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?"
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says
"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back to his
car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.
Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them
around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free. He
goes back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says...
"Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't start anything!"
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their
pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week
would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party,
Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his
grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the
pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
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