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This one is not an original with me, and it is a bit

long, But its hilarious. take the time to read it...

THE WAR OF 1812 AT WALMART 

Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veteran cap to Wal-Mart.

There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's

largest retailer; but, since I retired,trips to "Wally World" to

look at the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief.
Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the

people that frequent the establishment. But, I digress, . .

enough of my psychological fixations. While standing in line to

check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early
thirties,  asked, "Are you a Viet Nam Vet?" "No," I replied.
"Then why are you wearing that cap?"
"Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812 . . ."
I thought it was a snappy retort.
"The War of 1812, huh?" the Walmartian queried, "When was that?"
God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity . .

"1946", I answered,as straight-faced as possible.
He pondered my response for a moment and responded,

"Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1946?"
"It was a Black Op Mission. No one is supposed to know about it."
This was beginning to become fun! "Dude! Really?" He exclaimed.

"How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"
I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the

guy and in a low voice said, "I'm not sure. I was the only

Caucasian on the mission." "Dude," he was really getting excited

about what he was hearing, "that is seriously
awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"
"Not really. The other guys were wearing white camouflage."
The moron nodded knowingly.
"Listen man," I said in a very serious tone,

"You can't tell anyone about this. It's still classified

'Top Secret' and I shouldn't have said anything."
"Oh yeah?" he gave me the 'don't threaten me look . .

"Like, what's gonna' happen if I do?"
With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you?

We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?"
The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through

the door. The lady behind me started laughing so hard I thought

she was about to have a heart attack. I just grinned at her.
After checking out and going to the parking lot, I saw dimwit leaning in a car
window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me,

he started pointing excitedly in my direction. Giving him another

'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned
kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the parking lot.
And these people VOTE!

What a great time! Tomorrow I'm going back, wearing my

Homeland Security cap. Then the next day I will go to the

driver's license bureau wearing my Border Patrol
hat, and see how long it takes to empty the place.
Whoever said retirement is boring? You just need to

wear the right kind of cap!
See you  at Walmart

While this one was not an original, it was worth the

print. Hilarious.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

he has a soar throat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke3/a0266.html

ten thousan dollars a minute
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watching tv
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life observations
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insurance salesman
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last will and testament
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke3/a0271.html

unhappy with her job
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The day of my mammogram,
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call the fire department
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the photo-developing counter
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a yard sale
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A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
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mom is there a Santa Clause
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a moral lesson
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opposed to a war
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

a great step dad
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0281.html

don't let go
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0282.html

met my true love
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non alcoholic beer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0284.html

helium
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surrounded
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0286.html

rare steak
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0287.html

who are you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0288.html

Chuck Norris
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0289.html

Jack's horse
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0290.html

his and hers
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refunds
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luck
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a midhusband
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0294.html

the fourth ape
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0295.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Super Huey Cobra Helicopter Gunship In Iraq
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie4/bj0166.html

Buffalo Rescue Elephant From Lion
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie4/bj0167.html

Dave Coulier Just For Laughs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie4/bj0168.html

Mandy Harvey: Deaf Singer Earns Simon's Golden Buzzer With Original Song
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie4/bj0169.html

Flying Over America
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie4/bj0170.html

Rare Historical Photos In Color
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie4/bj0171.html

Top 10 Military Planes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie4/bj0172.html

What's My Line? Colonel Sanders
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie4/bj0173.html

Two Lynx in Ontario Have Intense Conversation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie4/bj0174.html
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A LITTLE BUT OF HUMOR

happy face
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0271.html

my pregnant wife
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0272.html

size matters
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0273.html

do not disturb
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0274.html

what you have left
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0275.html

knock knock
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0276.html

friendship
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0277.html

nope
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon4/f0278.html

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