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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Do you have
Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder?
This is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table
that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first...
But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox,
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Diet Coke I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Diet Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Diet Coke is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Diet Coke,
a vase of flowers on the counter catches
my eye--they need water.I put the
Diet Coke on the counter and discover
my reading glasses that I've been
searching for all morning. I decide
I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter ,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV
remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote, but
I won't remember that it's on the kitchen
table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it
belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but
quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do. At the
end of the day:The car isn't washed, The bills
aren't paid, There is a warm can of Diet Coke
sitting on the counter, The flowers don't
have enough water, There is still only
1 check in my check book, I can't find the
remote, I can't find my glasses, And I don't
remember what I did with the car keys.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
driving home from a fishing trip
A psychiatrist is doing rounds in his asylum
An old man and woman were married for years
the story of Elijah the Prophet
army basic training
A trucker stops for red light and a blonde girl catches up
You know your in Florida when
left the lights on
I'm losing my memory
for 20 dollars
What was your most unusual and challenging 911 call
the suggestion box
Way down the Mississippi River
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together
after her husband had gone to work
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
ICU
it was so hot
when Kim and Donald met...
I have a tooth bothering me
lemons
relax
questions
99 things
who took that picture
did you know
who knows
gay test
my wife in bed
stress free
think
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
"INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" — A Bad Lip Reading
Mexican Wake Up Prank Call.
Woody Woodpecker Pantry Panic 1941
ALF - Wild Thing
Dirty Harry - Best Quotes, Lines
Bob Nelson Football Routine - Funniest standup act EVER!
30mm GAU 8 Avenger Impacts
Try Not To Laugh Challenge | 36 Angry Chihuahuas
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
my job
tweakers
sorry for being late
artificial intelligence
condoms
diets
success
a vegaterian
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Posted by: "Martin a.k.a. the postman" <martin7957@yahoo.com>
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