welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Her email was a bit long and rambling. It was also
a bit early in the morning. So it took me a moment,
but finally realized: this lady was complaining to me
about her snail mail delivery in front of her house. She
apparently lives at the end of a rather muddy country
road and her postman was having some difficulty meeting
daily responsibilities. She seemed to think I was the
snail mail post office because of my email moniker. Anyways
I wrote her back, explaining things to her. On a bigger
note, just in case you were wondering:
I call myself THE POSTMAN based on a book which Kevin
Costner later turned into a movie. It is a future holocaust
movie about a man who survives by pretending to be a
postal carrier. See, I started way back when the book
was new and really popular, that was like 20 something
years ago.I took my handle from that, and not because I ever
worked for the post office.. (just in case some of you
were wondering.) If you have not read the book or seen
the movie, its well worth it. even if it is a bit old.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
Tired of a listless sex life
Why don't we play carpenter
bloop bloop bloop
You gotta put a dollar in the pot
a new mattress
what's that
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift
she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size
chocolate
What special day is it tomorrow
How come you and Jill never had any kids
The loneliness of a middle-aged man and woman
An Army General, a Marine General and a Navy Admiral
A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
forgot my phone
awesome
that time of year
I like it
sleep at work
chillin
the next guy
summer is almost here
touchin your critters
Irish yoga
friends
redneck used car lot
fine
tried to pass him
petrified
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Muay Thai Legend vs Street Fighter Bare Knuckle Brawl
Funny! Orchestra plays Microsoft Windows™ - the waltz
Bevis and Butthead Customers Suck
Escaping Prisoners - Best of Just For Laughs Gags
Funny videos - Try not to laugh
How to not drive your car
Dead Man Comes Alive for a Bite
Swimming Pools during an earthquake Compilation 2017
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
all I'm asking
water
2 things
bisquits and gravy
basic rules
warning
life after death
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