THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
It is amazing what you can accomplish
if you do not care who gets the credit.
Harry S Truman
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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The Comics
aren't you supposed to carry me over the threshold?
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spam mail
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what every man fears
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the robbery
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does that make me gay
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growing up
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home early
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shooting at me
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men
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I win
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Lets go to the movies
Santa's reindeer
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cheating
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only you
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whistling
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The first said, "My Patrick is such a saint.
He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't
so much as looked at a woman in over two years."
The other woman said, "Well, my Francis is a saint himself.
Not only has he not looked at a woman in over three years,
but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."
"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."
"I am," the second mother replied.
"And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."
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The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient.
"You say you're here," he inquired, "because your
family is worried about your taste in socks?"
"That's correct," muttered the patient. "I like wool socks."
"But that's perfectly normal," replied the doctor.
"Many people prefer wool socks to those made from cotton or acrylic.
In fact, I myself like wool socks."
"You DO?" exclaimed the man.
"With oil and vinegar or just a squeeze of lemon?"
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Two young men are speculating on how long they might live,
and one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him.
"After all," he says, "my grandfather lived to be 96."
"Ninety-six? What finally got him?" the other man asks.
"Liquor and women."
"Well, that just goes to show you," snickers the friend,
"both will get you in the end."
"Well actually, no, it's not what you think," says the first man.
"Toward the end, Grandpa couldn't get either one, so he just laid down and died."
That's all folks
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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