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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Where facts are few, experts are many.
Donald R. Gannon
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, are y'all tired of turkey lefovers yet?
Not so for the postman clan. She had
to work on tday, so we will all gather for
our thanksgiving feast today, (Sunday). We
will not do leftovers on Monday, tho. We have given up
on the traditional butterball style turkey. Instead,
the war department went to the deli, and she
bought deli style type slices of turkey for everbody.
None of us are real big fans of turkey in the first
place, so I'm not real sure why we have to have turkey
anyway. Beyond once a year is probably enough.
So did you go out and about for black Friday? We actually
did go out on Thanksgiving night. Not because we were intent
on door busting bargains. but it just happened to be grocery
day, and we went to do the necessary weekly trip. While in
Walmart, I did look around a bit. Frankly, although they were
advertising all kinds of black Friday deals on all their tvs and etc,
none of it looked especially enticing to me. Did you find any good
deals while you were out and about Thursday and Friday? Well
I'm sure you are tired, so sit back, fix a cup of joe and a turkey
sandwich, and enjoy the jokes! It's good for your health!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
sex ed
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wtf
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hoestly dear
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girl scout cookies
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an account
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no.sir
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wife
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z137.html
regrets
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a boner
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read the instructions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z140.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
breath right
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car wash
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garbage surprise
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girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2573.html
A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped
out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy thought
and thought and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the
time and get all the ass I want." "As you wish," the genie replied.
So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat.
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Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the
class what their parents did for a living. Little Mary got
up and said "my Dad is a pilot, and my Mommy is an architect."
"Great," said the teacher. Michael got up and said " my Dad is a
Doctor, and my Mom is a housewife." "Good," said the teacher.
Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said: "My Mommy,
she is a substitute." Knowing better about his background and always
striving to correct the kids, the teacher said, "you mean she is a
Prostitute." "No," Said Johnny, "my Sister, she is the Prostitute,
but when it's that time of the month, my Mommy substitutes. "
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The Texas teeny-bopper told a classmate, "I'll let you do it for $20 -
- $10 to put it in and $10 to take it out." The boy quickly agreed.
The couple went into the woods, and the young thang slipped off her
panties and laid back. The boy slipped in his erection
and handed her a $10 bill. And then, when he was finished,
he handed her another $10 and she released him.
The next week, he requested her again, and she agreed.
This time, he handed her the $10 then, when he had finished,
he just lay there. After about 10
minutes, she said "OK, Billy!Take it out now."
He continued to lie there and said, "I can't -- I don't have any
more money."
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FUN PAGES
Flash Back to the 80s
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Magic of Her Makeup
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Had Y'all Shook Doe
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College PC
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Sunset In Cancun Mexico
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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