Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's House.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
What are you doing?' she asked.
I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.
' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
Love dress? But you're naked!'
Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours.'
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
lying there so provocatively.
What are you doing?' he asked...
This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?
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Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a
box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic. When I took it apart,
I found that the printer cartridge itself was actually quite small,
but they made the packaging unnecessarily large to make it harder
to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.
I pointed this out to my wife and mentioned how my weight gain over
the years of our marriage should have the same effect: It made me
seem more valuable and also made me harder for other women to steal.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them
down. Bam! Bam! Bam! Then he orders three more.
The bartender's having a slow night and appreciates the business,
but is also concerned. "Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?"
The guy answers, "i went on a week-long business trip, and had to leave my
wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our next-door neighbor, so i hung
a weight from the bottom of the bedspring just above a bowl of cream.
The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another.
"So you came home and found cream on the weight?"
The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says,
"It's worse than that. The cream had been churned into butter."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman

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