THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Ambition is a poor excuse for
not having sense enough to be lazy.
Edgar Bergen
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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"Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
Q. Why do girls have belly-button rings?
A. So you can hang an air freshener.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and close the door. This question tests whether you tend
to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant, and close the door. This tests your ability
to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not
answer the first three questions correctly, you still have
one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Politicians they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
proves the theory that most politicians do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
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oe was hanging in a bar and his friends asked him if he had
scored lately. Joe told his friends man I picked up this chick the
other night and had the best sex ever, the only problem was
she was a total Butterface!
His friends asked him, "What the heck is a Butterface?"
Joe answered, "Everything about her was hot, BUT HER FACE"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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