Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

The wife was screaming at her Husband:
"Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
As he was walking out the door she yelled,
"And .. I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
He turned around and replied
"So now you want me to stay?"
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country
Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old
blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful
sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently
to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they
corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her
to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
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A man, new in town, goes to the best brothel in the city. Choosing the
best looking girl in the place, he retires to a large and well-appointed
suite, where he has some of the best sex of his life.
Satiated, the man asks the madam, "How much do I owe you?"
The madam motions for him to put away his money. She then pulls two
hundred dollars out of a purse and gives it to him. She fends off all
his attempts for an explanation.
Naturally, the man returns the following evening. He gets the same
treatment, and is again given two hundred dollars.
The third night he does the same thing, but when he sees the madam she
asks him for three hundred dollars. "Wait a minute," he says. "The first
night you gave me two hundred dollars. The second night you gave two
hundred dollars. Now you want me to pay you three hundred? Why?"
The madam smiles and says, "Tonight you weren't live on the Internet."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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