Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Jon, Brian, and Amanpreet were all locked away in a mental
institution for many many years. (Where they belonged, mind you.)
One day, the head quack tells them that if they pass a test he
wanted to administer to them, they'd be deemed mentally competent
and free to leave the nut house. Should they fail, however, they'd
be locked away for another five years of observation.
All three took the doc up on his offer. The four of them went to
the hospital's indoor pool. The pool was drained of water. The
doctor leads the patients up to the diving platform, some 60 feet in
the air.
The doctor motions to Jon. "Jump."
Without hesitation, Jon leaps off the platform, right into the pool,
breaking both arms in the process.
The doctor notes this on his clipboard and tells Brian, "Jump."
Also without hesitation, Brian flies off the platform into the empty
poll, breaking both of his legs.
After noting the results on his clipboard, the doctor tells Lizard
Pecker, "Jump."
Amanpreet shakes his head. "Naw. I don't think so."
The doctor notes this on his clipboard rather enthusiastically and
says, "Congratulations, 'Preet. You're a free man. Just tell me
one thing. Why didn't you jump?"
"Easy," Amanpreet says, "I can't swim, Asshole ."
_____________

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.
Doctor: You should cut down on drinks.
Patient: I don't touch a drop.
Doctor: You should cut down on smoking.
Patient: I don't smoke.
Doctor: You should stop taking drugs.
Patient: I don't do drugs.
Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.
Patient: Haven't touched a woman in my life.
Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some
drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends
__________

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to
begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says,
"Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman
replies, "Yes.
Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
___________

FUN PAGES

Just a Rasta Man
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44225&s=n

She Has Two Faces
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44227&s=n

God in the Classroom
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43504&s=n

Sunset In Cancun Mexico
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44229&s=n

Emergency Phone Ahead
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44031&s=n

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

__._,_.___

*To visit your group "PostmansCorner" on the web. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PostmansCorner or http://www.thepostmanscorner.net *To unsubscribe from this group, send a blank email to: PostmansCorner-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com *To subscribe to this group, send a blank email to: PostmansCorner-subscribe@yahoogroups.com *PLZ NOTE: DO NOT send unsubscribe requests to the listowner (Follow instructions)

Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional
Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured
Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe

__,_._,___

Plants gone potty!

[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

No comments:

Re-Slim Dunlap

Report Abuse