Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A reporter goes to a mental institution to do a story. He's
walking around when he sees a man swinging a baseball bat. He
walks up to him and asks,
"Buddy, What the heck are you doing?".
The man replies, "I'm Babe Ruth. One more home run and I'm outta'
here."
The reporter just nods and walks on. He sees another guy swinging
a golf club on the other side of the room. He walks over and
says, "Excuse me, but what the heck are you doing?"
The guy says, "I'm Tiger Woods. One more hole in one and I'm
outta' here."
The reporter just nods and walks away. Then he sees another guy
in the corner with a peanut on the end of his penis. He goes over
and asks the guy what he thinks he's doing and the guy replies,
"I'm fucking nuts and I ain't never getting outta' here!"
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Arriving for her artificial insemination, Mrs. Aldiss was surprised
when the attendant locked the door behind them and began taking off
his clothes. "And just what do you think you're doing?" she demanded.
"Sorry," said the young man, "but we're all out of the bottled stuff.
I've got to give you draft."
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Three old guys are sitting around complaining.
The first guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved
this morning I almost cut my ear off." The second guy says,
"My hands shake so bad that when I ate breakfast today, I spilled
half my coffee on my toast." The third guy says, "My hands shake
so bad that the last time I went to pee my wife came in the bathroom.
she thot I was jacking off"
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A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly
the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked
hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a female
passenger. He held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take
this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place."
The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said,
"look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into
the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's
head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or
I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said,
"listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at
the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will
still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun
to the navigator's head and repeated, "take this plane to Iraq or
I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said,
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no
sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a
paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this
plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun
to the female passenger's head and demanded, "take this plane to Iraq
or I'm gonna spill HER brains all over the place."
No one said a word, but the stewardess leaned over and whispered
something into the hijacker's ear. He turned beet red, dropped his
gun, and ran out of the cockpit in a panic.
The crew tracked down the hijacker, who was found cowering behind some
crates in the hold, and tied him up. The pilot then asked the
stewardess what she said that terrified the man so.
"I told him," she replied, "that if he killed me, he'd be the
one who'd have to give you guys your blow jobs."
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Have a nice day
FROM:
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