Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last
week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette
escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the
fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up
and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket.
The brunette jumped. As she was falling and 'swoosh' the
firefighters pulled the blanket away and she landed on the
street like a brick.The firefighters then held the blanket
back up and the Chief told the redhead to jump.
"No way! I saw what you did to my friend." exclaimed the redhead.
"I am sorry," said the Chief, "My wife was a brunette and she
divorced me. I just don't like brunettes. We have no problems
with redheads.... jump it's your only chance."So the redhead
jumped. On the way down 'swoosh' the firefighters pulled the
blanket away and she hit the pavement like a tomato!The
firefighters again held up the blanket and the Chief told the
blonde to jump. The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival was to jump.
"No I am not jumping. I saw what you did to my two friends."
"I'm sorry," said the Chief, "I explained what happened to the
brunette and when the redhead jumped we were a little distracted.
It will not happen again, just jump!"
The blonde thought for a moment. "OK I'll jump - but first I want
you to lay the blanket on the ground, back away, and then I'll jump into it."
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A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The
bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.
"I'll have a bourbon and Coke!"
The man then turns to his dog and asks, "What are you going to have,
Rover?"
"I'll have a Scotch and soda -- light on the soda," says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. "Come on," he says,
"that dog can't talk -- you're a ventriloquist!"
"No, Rover can really talk! While I am in the restroom, you can have a
conversation with him yourself -- but don't let him out of your sight.
He is a very valuable dog."
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone.
"Hey, where's my dog? I told you not to let him out of your sight."
"Aw, I didn't believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a quarter and
sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper."
"Let's go look for him," said the man.
The two went to the drugstore -- no Rover. They walked up and down
nearby alleys and streets -- no dog! Finally, they found Rover in an
alley on top of another dog, pumping away.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily, "How come you are
doing this? You have never done this before!"
"First time I ever had any money!"
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Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q:Why did the blonde jump off the building?
A: She had just bought Always with wings.

Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda vending machine?
A: Because she thought she was winning.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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