[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

"The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised
by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the
terrible walls which imprison men because they
are different from other men."
 Lyndon B. Johnson

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Be sure to vote today for the candidate
of your choice!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

birthday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y101.html

eat me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y102.html

until death do you part
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y103.html

sex after 65
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y104.html

first jump
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y105.html

my physical
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y106.html

wear your glasses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y107.html

lousy lover
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y108.html

a penny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y109.html

serenity prayer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y110.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

GOOSE ATTACK IN SUPERMARKET OMG LOL!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2487.html

Accidental Pigeon Shooting Prank!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2488.html

fatal bear attack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2489.html

breath right smell right
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2490.html

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little
beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I
go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and
mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
She said... 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' So I
suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric
bread maker. She said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there
was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She
told me, 'In the lake.'
8. She got a mud-pack, and looked great for two days. Then the
mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late for
the garbage?' The driver said, 'No, jump in!'
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
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A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's
table and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy then responded with a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear:  "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty."
  
FUN PAGES

Signs of Internet Addiction
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43600&s=n

Blown Away
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43772&s=n

Tongue Party
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44118&s=n

Keep Out
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44100&s=n

Cell Phone Warning
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44021&s=n

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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