THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Change the way you look at things and the
things you look at will change
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
OMG...say it ain't so!! The death of twinkies?
Geeze, what will the world come to?? As the maker
of twinkies announced its plans for bankruptcy last
week, over 12 thousand employees suddenly realized
that maybe a strike was not such a good idea. Twinkie
fans and Ebay resellers are fast scooping up the last
supplies on grocery shelves as withdrawls appear to be a major
concern amongst fans of the sticky sugary treat.
Supplies are feared to be just a memory in history. Thinking
to get me a last taste of the iconic desert, I headed
out Saturday, in an effort to get a couple for myself.
To my dismay, my first two stops came up empty handed.
Finally, I pulled over to check out a small neighborhood
party store/neighborhood convenience shop. While they
were out of twinkies, I did see some hostess ding dongs and chose
to make a purchase of those instead. But as I sat in the
car outside and took a huge bite, I thot, what the he,,???
I had a mouthful of the flattest, lousiest tasting goo I'd
ever eaten. Thinking they were expired, I checked out my
purchase a little more thouroughly. That is when I found
I'd done a typically "guy kinda thing". without looking
closely, I'd purchased ding dongs that were "fat free".
FAT FREE???? who the heck wants to buy a healthy snack when
they eat a ding dong??? sheeshe. The whole point of a twinkie
or a ding dong is the SUGAR RUSH!!! (apparently that is an
event that New York City and its mayor wish to elimate,
in referenc to its ban on large sodas. IE, a sugar rush
should be against the law...but that's another
story) Oh well, I tell this story just for a couple points.
1. for you fellas out there, look at what you are
purchasing for a change. It don't hurt to actually "shop"
like a woman does, sometimes.
and
2. Don't fret, none twinkie lovers, I'm sure that the rights
to twinkies, ding dongs, and wonder bread will be purchased
by some enterprising company and they will continue on to manufacture
the American tradition.
and
3. be careful if you go on strike. The employees of
the twinkie manufacturers found out, it's not such a wise
thing to do in a recession. After all, a low paying
job is better than no job!!!
TRUST ME!!!...s' truth !!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
new word
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oh my god
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rim job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z073.html
therapy
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not half bad
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shocked
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z076.html
the funeral
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z077.html
clear off
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z078.html
the first lesson
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z079.html
little button
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z080.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
GREENFIELDS The Brothers Four Verdes
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How to Piss off a Telemarketer
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You Posted That on Facebook?
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The Turkey Song: A Funny Thanksgiving Song
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1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. ' She thought for a moment and
said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down.'
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'
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Two little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little
boy says, "My daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings."
Then Little Bobby, not to be outdone responds,
"My Dad can blow smoke out of his ass."
"Really, have you seen it," asks the other boy?
Little Bobby responds,
"No, but I've seen the tobacco stains in his underwear."
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Q: How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A: Make him wear shoes.
FUN PAGES
Parallel Underworld
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Pineal Eye of Horos
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God Kills A Kitten
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That's Not Asparagus
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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