THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Life is a succession of lessons
which must be lived to be understood.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Hiya folks! Its Saturday. sleep in!
Have an extra cuppa java. kick it back a tad
RELAX! have a chuckle with the postman!
Theres two things a body needs in life...
one of em is dollars.
the other one is hugs.
You know, I'm fresh outta dollars,
but I got plenty o hugs for all!
enjoy!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
athlete
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y071.html
you'r correct
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fuck yeah
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your memo
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Madonna world tour 2029
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a smartass
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y076.html
obedience school
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y077.html
Joe's garage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y078.html
top billing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y079.html
figured out a way
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y080.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Don Friesen: Forgot Password
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2473.html
booty dance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2474.html
great muscle control
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2475.html
whats wrong
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2476.html
A Guy walks up to a beautifal woman in a bar and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
Later when I'm drunk."
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A friend of mine recently admitted to being addicted
to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned
he could stop any time....I was at an ATM yesterday
when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance ,
so I pushed her over.
Statistically , 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning ,
can you believe that , 2:30 am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Joe says "Harry , I'm thinking of buying a Labrador .
"Bugger that" says Joe "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!!
At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well , she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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Three golfers are walking down the fairway.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old,
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70,
you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives,
eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year old.
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight.
You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what's
so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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FUN PAGES
Passed Out Cat
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Networking In Progress
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Bat Cave
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New IRS Tax Form
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AOL? More Like LOL
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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