Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that the
little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet
that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box,
but one day the little old woman got very sick and the
doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man
took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in
the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls
and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents.
'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother
told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue.
She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should
just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears.
Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been
angry with him two Times in all those years of living and
loving. He almost burst with Happiness.
'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about
all of this money? Where did it come from?'
'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'
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-People born before 1946 were called The Silent and Powerful
generation

-People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The
Baby Boomers

-People born between 1965 and 1979 are called
Generation X

-And people born between 1980 and 2012 are called
Generation Y

Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
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Little Johnny goes into a house of ill repute and asks for a girl
with gonorrhea.
The madam nodded and sent him upstairs to a room. Then she called
one of her favorites for him.
The girl came into the room and started to undress, when he asked,
"Do you have gonorrhea?"
"Gonorrhea? I should say not," she replied.
Little Johnny sent her back. The madam sent for another girl and
said, "Honey, go upstairs and tell that fool you have the clap.
Let's do what we can to make him happy."
The girl agreed, went upstairs and when Little Johnny asked, "Do you
have gonorrhea?" she smiled and said, "Of course I do."
"Ok," he said, "Let's do it."
After it was over and they were laying side by side the girl said,
"Listen Johnny, I don't really have gonorrhea"
Little Johnny smiled and said, "Well, you do now."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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