Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

"Will I be the first to do this to you ?"
whispered the man after his bride-to-be finally
consented to sex.
"What a silly question..." giggled the girl, "I
don't even know what position you want to use
yet."
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A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting
office. After answering numerous questions, he was
finally asked if he was a homosexual. The guy
admitted that he was.
"Gay, huh?" the brawny recruiter growled. "Do you
think you could kill a man?"
"My, yes," the man giggled, "but it would take days
and days."
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A guy goes into a Texas bar all dejected, and orders a drink.
The barkeep says, "Here, you look down. It's on the house if you'll
tell me your story."
"Okay," the guy says in a heavy Mexican accent. "Ess like theese: I
jused to be an inspector for the Mexican Navy."
"Really!" the barkeep says, surprised. "I didn't know Mexico had a
Navy."
"Oh, chure," the inspector says.
"So, what did you inspect?"
"Submarines."
"What did you have to do?"
"Well," the inspector says, taking a big drink. "I get into the
submarine with all the other guys in the Navy and I say, 'Take it down
to 100 feet!'"
"And what happens?"
"Then I go around and check for leaks. Then I say, 'Take it down to 200
feet!'"
"And then what happens?"
"Then I go around and check for leaks again. And if everything goes
well, I say, 'Take it down to a thousand feet!'"
"And then what happens?"
The Mexican inspector shakes his head sadly. "Then those damn adobe
walls just fall apart!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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