THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Wise men speak because they have something to say;
Fools because they have to say something.
Plato
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know, I have not worked for a
long time. I think it has been 5 years
Since I took medical retirement. You
retired folks stay busy? I suppose if I
were healthier, it would be easier to
keep occupied. I'm pretty limited. Don't
drive anymore. Sometimes its tough to just
get to church or the doctor. I spend a lot
of my time just watching Judge Judy and such
on the tube, or taking a nap with Turk the dog,
aka Carlos the rat. Sometimes I play on
the internet or do a jig saw puzzle. I do
find reading to be relaxing. Fact is, I'm
reading a really good book right now, I'd
reccommend it if you have time. It's on the
subject of Anti-Gravity...I can't put it down:)
Ok Ok. that was stupid hehehhheh:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
phd
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lift those weights
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welcome mat
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breadsticks
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teacher
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beer
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real
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what happened to him
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lovers lane
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bad time
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
FAT PEOPLE FALLING
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Funny cat compilation
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Prank call to wife goes very wrong
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This is why you should never cheat on your girlfriend or wife
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The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his
Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be...sleeping with the
President of the United States".
After Mitt's concession speech, they headed to bed.
Ann was getting undressed when she
asked,.."...so how does this work?
Is Barrack coming over here or I'm supposed to go over there?"
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A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after
her husband was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied, "The man was admitted in
Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight ..."
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A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing
towards California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer
and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,
"We are invading the United States of America!"
The entire crew of the destroyer double over in laughter. When the
Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the
loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're
the last four. The rest are already there!"
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The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the condo of
their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model.
The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their
neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way
too long to return. One time the wife had had enough and actually
pounded on the wall between the two apartments. There being no
response she telephoned, only to get the answering machine. Finally
she went to the model's door and just kept ringing the bell.
When the model answered, the wife fumed, "I would like to know why
it is my husband takes so damn long to get something over here."
"Well sweetie," the model purred,
"all these interruptions sure ain't helping none either."
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Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks
and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters
in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly, "Laura,
honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband's bound to
get suspicious." "No way, sweetie, he's dumb as a post," she
assured him. "Besides, we've been screwing for six months now
and he doesn't suspect a thing." "True," agreed the dentist,
"but you're down to one tooth!"
FUN PAGES
Maximum Frustration 2
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Bush Because I Got High
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My Beautiful Matrix
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Piano Dog
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Magic of Her Makeup
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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