Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.
The attorney asks, "Before you signed the death
certificate had you taken the man's pulse?"
The coroner says, "No."
The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?"
"No."
"So when you signed the death certificate you had not
taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?"
The coroner, now tired of the brow beating says, "Well,
let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar
on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there
practicing law somewhere."

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Although he always ordered just ham and eggs every day,
one customer at the diner always studied the menu carefully each day before ordering.
One day, his regular waitress decided to see if he could be
made to order anything else. Before giving him the menu she
marked out the ham and eggs entry. Once the customer had looked
over the menu for a few minutes, the waitress approached him and asked,
"Sir, did you notice that I scratched something you like?"
Without looking up from the menu, he quickly replied,
"Well, then go wash your hands and bring me some ham and eggs."
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Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Bear fan, and a smart Bear
fan are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the
Tooth Fairy, or a smart Bear fan... and the dumb Bear fan t
hought It was a gum wrapper.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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