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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
So much of what we call management consists
in making it difficult for people to work.
Peter Drucker
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am working in a "sugar high" environment,
this am. My 27 year old daughter brought home
several bags of the "good stuff" last night, "for
the trick or treaters". Mini Baby Ruth, Snickers,
Reeses, Milky way. U know all the real neat stuff
which is good. If the war department wudda
got Halloween stuff, she woulda got junk. You know,
dum dumbs, bit o honey, them silly little life saver
packets or all the other junk that no one wants. Well,
to make a long story short, we are normally blasted by
Trick er Treaters and always run out no matter how much candy
we have on hand before the night is over. Last night, however,
it was cold and it was breezy, and it was a steady drizzle.
Maybe it was leftover nasties from hurricane Sandy, u know?
Darn. wouldn't you know, we got narry a single trick or treater
the whole night? And of course, I dunno where all that stuff
went, but when this morning rolled around, that big bowl
of trick or treat candy??? it was hardly half full when
the war department got up for work !!! I
wonder if Turk the dog got in to it? Uhhh...U
know, I got one hen of a belly ache this
morning. Gotta go find some Tums :(
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
suspect
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y051.html
that's cruel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y052.html
small
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y053.html
a glass of wine
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y054.html
lose weight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y055.html
gall stones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y056.html
qualifications
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y057.html
alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y058.html
meals on wheels
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y059.html
Mitt Romney
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
referee training
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2465.html
a bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2466.html
Grandpa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2467.html
NHL
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2468.html
Johnny said, "I wanna be a billionaire and go to
expensive clubs. Find a bitch there; buy her a million
dollar apartment in Vegas. Get her a Ferrari. Buy her a
beach house in Miami, a jet to fly with; get her expensive
jewellery and have sex with her three times a day."
The teacher was lost of words and didn't know what to do.
She just proceeded along and asked Alice what she wanted to be.
Alice replied, "Without a doubt, Ma'am, I'd like to be Johnny's bitch."
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"Doctor, can you tell me what I can do to keep from getting pregnant?"
"Why certainly, just eat peanut brittle."
"I love Peanut Brittle! Before or after?"
"Neither before nor after. Instead of!"
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Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork
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A cop was walking his beat through a back alley when he
caught a young boy having a wank in the long grass.
"What do you think you're doing?" the cop said.
"What does it look like? I'm having a wank," the kid replied.
"You'd best be careful, boy." the cop warned. "When we catch
a young fella doing that, we cut his dick off, stretch and dry
it, put a leather thong through one end to make a police baton
out of it."
"And I bet I know what you do when you catch a girl doing it."
said the young boy.
"And what's that?" asked the cop.
"I bet you cut out her cunt, dry and stretch it, then put it in a
blue uniform!"
FUN PAGES
Muppets on Jerry Springer
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Girl's Best Friend
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Viagra Cactus
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Spare Change
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Dead Easter Bunny
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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