THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
First we are children to our parents, then parents to our
children, then parents to our parents, then children to our children.
GOOD AFTER NOON POSTMAN FANS!
Daylight savings time for 2012 will
end when the clock strikes the 2 am hour
in the morning, or on Sunday. So don't forget
to change your clock (remember fall u fall
back, spring you spring forward) otherwise,
you are really gonna be messed up when you
go to church in the morning:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
religion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y081.html
what not to say to the cops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y083.html
women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y084.html
thot for the day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y085.html
fantastic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y086.html
copyright
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y087.html
Miss Fletcher
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y088.html
mother knows best
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y089.html
one out of four people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y090.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
wipeout
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2477.html
redneck fun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2480.html
this is Kelly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2481.html
wow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2482.html
A little boy was sitting on the
footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful
liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine
on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'
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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
their 40th wedding anniversary The husband yelled,
'When you die, I'm getting You a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.'
'Yeah,' she replies, 'when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.' '
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so ugly
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.
You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've
just given head."
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
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Another year has passed
and we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
and winter seems much colder.
There was a time not long ago
when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
about 'Living in the Past'
We used to go to weddings,
football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes,
and after-funeral brunches.
We used to have hangovers,
from parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches
and while the night away.
We used to go out dining,
and couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel
to places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
from riding in the car.
We used to go to nightclubs
and drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night
and watch the evening news.
That, my friend is how life is and now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up...
before you're too damned old!
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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