Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Henry and Doris were sitting in the lounge of the
old folks' home one evening, Henry in his pajamas and dressing gown.
Doris whispered, "Henry! Do yourself up properly; your willy's sticking out!"
Henry looked down, and said, "Don't flatter yourself, dear. My willy is HANGING out!"
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Moshe, the owner of a small Kosher New York deli, was being
questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had
reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.
'Why don't you people leave me alone?' the deli owner said.
'I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is
only closed three days a year. And you want to know how I made $80,000?'
'It's not your income that bothers us,' the agent said. 'It's these
travel deductions. You listed ten trips to Israel for you and your wife.'
'Oh, that?' the owner said smiling. 'Well... We also deliver.'
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I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a
woman was born just by feeling their tits.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."
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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient.
"Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is
speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist.
"As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient.
"And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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