THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Custom adapts itself to expediency
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE Comics
first effort
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here George
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anger management
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if you build it
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notice
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12 days
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12 percent
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I didn't forget
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awe come on
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the usual
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Lets go to the movies
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the chiropractor
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the swings
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camera
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note by email'.
Boss's wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court
The mails says:
'Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and firm strokes.
Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order &
it is equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired for it
and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine for ever. Thanks a lot."
Moral: Space between words is an essential part in English!
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A Paki immigrant goes to the Doctor and says, "I feel terrible!!"
The Doctor says "You need to pee and poop in a bucket
for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.
Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapours for 3 days."
The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says,
" I feel wonderful!! What was wrong with me?"
The Doctor replies, "You were homesick...!!!!"
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I hear that in the Middle East all a man has to do
to divorce his wife is to say, "I divorce you" three
times. Heck, in the U. S. it's easier. All a man has
to say is, "Yes, that dress does make your ass look big" once.
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A recent survey was conducted to discover
why men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
5% said it was to get a glass of water.
12% said it was to go the bathroom.
83% said it was to go home to their wives.
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Q: How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
A: All he cared about was legs, breasts, and thighs.
Q: What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A: Well, the hematologist pricks your finger...
Q: How can you tell if it's time to wash the dishes and clean the house?
A: Peer inside your pants...if you have a dick it isn't time.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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