THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Do not go where the path may lead, go
instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster
than the mind.You can't change the past, but you can
ruin the present by worrying over the future.
Thank God for what you have, Trust God for what you need.
Love...and you shall be loved. Everyone needs to be loved...
especially when they do not deserve it.
The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested
in eternity.If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday
and the worries of tomorrow,
Everyone has beauty But not everyone sees it.
It is important for parents to live the same things they teach.
All people smile in the same language.
Man looks at outward appearance But the Lord looks within
The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.
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THE COMICS
a good book
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black Friday
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redneck neighborhood watch
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do not ask
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a raise
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hard work
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luggage
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killen em off
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man's best friend
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escape
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
levi jeans
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a great drink!
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one day at the bar
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get a haircut
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A Muslim enters a taxi..........
Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off
the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by
his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was
no music, especially Western music which is music of the
infidel's and certainly no radio ........
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio,
stops the cab and opens the back door.
The Arab asks him: "What are you doing man?"
The cabby answers: "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.
So get out and wait for a freaking camel."
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Two men dicussing how tight ass cold their wives had been to them about
giving sex. The first fellow says "My wife's so cold I can put a glass
of water in bed with her and the next morning its turned to ice." The
second fellow says "Hell, every time my old lady spreads her legs the
furnace kicks in!"
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Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he
acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains
between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow
his mind !"
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A farmer in Alabama was driving across a bridge in his pickup truck when
he noticed a man standing on the rail of the bridge ready to jump to his
death in the river below. The man stopped his truck, ran up to the man,
and said, "Hey fellow, why are you doing this?" The man replied, "Well,
I have nothing to live for." The Alabama man replied, "Well, think of
your wife and children!" The jumper replied, "I have no wife or
children." The Alabama man then said, "Well, then think of your mother
and father!" The man replied, "Mom and Dad passed on many years back."
The Alabama man then said, "Well, think of General Robert E. Lee!" The
would-be jumper replied, "Who?" With that the Alabama man said, "Jump
you stupid yankee, jump!"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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