THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness;
it is generally the by-product of other activities.
Aldous Huxley
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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being bored
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that's it
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describe it
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tunneling
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getting away
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heaven
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kentucky jelly
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mistle toe
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
MIllion Dollar Rooms: Paradise Valley, AZ
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Don McLean- American Pie
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Best Second Amendment Video
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Huckleberry Hound - Cop And Saucer
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Car 54, Where Are You? Episode 4 "Who's for Swordfish?"
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The Wisdom of Ward Cleaver (1958)
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Little Johnny and his dad were on an overcrowded elevator.
Suddenly a lady in the front turned around,
slapped Little Johnny's dad, and then left in a huff.
"That sure is a nasty lady," Little Johnny's dad said.
Little Johnny remarked, "I didn't like her either, Daddy.
She stepped on my toe ... so I pinched her arse."
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An old man gets up every morning, goes out in front of
his house and sprinkles a white powder up and down the street.
One day, a neighbor who has watched his routine for many years
confronts him. "What is this powder you sprinkle on the street every morning?"
"It's special elephant powder," the old man said. "It keeps the elephants away."
"But," says the neighbor. "Everybody knows that there are no elephants in Nebraska."
The old man just nodded, "Must be working, then."
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Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and
across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up,
knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling.
One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on.
The madam answers the door and looks down at the boys, and asks
what they want. They explain what they saw, and tell her that
they are curious as to what goes on inside.
The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5
dollars?" Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50 cents.
She says, "OK, that will have to do," as she proceeds to lift her
skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff,
which they do. She closes the door and the kids proceed home. About
halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya know Joey,
I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that.
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the
plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black
Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked,
"why the dog was allowed on the plane?"
The second man explained, "that he was from the Police Drugs
Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'."
"His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show
you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, "Watch this."
He told Sniffer to search.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat
very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer
then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, "Good boy," and he turned to the man and said,
"That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her
seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Gee, that's pretty good," replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds,
returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's
arm. The Policeman said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again,
I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."
"I like it!" said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to search again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat
down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped
into the middle seat and proceeded to Poop all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't
figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that.
So he asked the Policeman, "What's going on?"
The Policeman nervously replied, "He's just found a bomb."
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A man was riding on a crowded bus, standing room only. The bus
stopped, and an elderly lady got on carrying a large picnic basket.
She stood right in front of the man and grabbed the overhead rail
so the picnic basket was above the man's head.
Being a gentleman, he offered his seat to her. She quickly declined,
explaining she was only going a short distance.
Soon the picnic basket began to leak, and the man felt something drop
on top of his head. As he looked up it hit beside his nose and ran down
across his lips. It was quite salty as he tasted it, and he looked
up at the lady and asked, "Pickles?"
She replied, "No, no, puppies."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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