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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

I don't make jokes. I just watch
the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Life is short!
Break the rules!
Forgive quickly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably.
And never regret
Anything that made you smile
The best things in life are free until
the government finds out and taxes it.

It was gorgeous today! 72 degrees here in
beautiful West Michigan! pretty warm for
this time of year! Not that I am complaining,
mind you. Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat
and I took a walk down by the river and
the park bench provided a nice afternoon
snooze, well, at least until Turk decided
to bark at and chase the ducks:)
Its supposed to snow tomorrow:(
go figger!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

your giant cock
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z001.html

certain beers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z002.html

noisy bed springs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z003.html

long noses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z004.html

new method
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z005.html

playin pool
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z006.html

spell check
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z007.html

bubble gum
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z008.html

where did they go
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z009.html

wrong number
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z010.html
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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES

the scariest rollercoaster of all time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2512.html

beautiful nature scenery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2513.html

Motivational video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2514.html

Splish Splash. Funny song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2515.html

On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife
thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
"Oh. it's not over yet," he says. Once in the house, he gives her a
little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two
little white pills,
"What in the world are these?"
"Aspirin," he replies.
"But I don't have a headache," says she.
"GOTCHA!"
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A mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably long
penis.
He called in his receptionist to show her.
She took one look and said, "It's just like my husband's penis."
"Wow, you mean he's got one that long?" the mortician asked.
"No," she replied. "That dead."
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A man was telling his neighbor in Mesa, 'I just
bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it is state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor.
'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'
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FUN PAGES

Upside Down Fail
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43892&s=n

Spelling Not Gambling
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43898&s=n

How Many Likes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43827&s=n

Basketball Midgets
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43969&s=n

Shoot Me Up Elmo
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43551&s=n

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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