Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A 13 year old was watching a movie one cable TV. A man
ripped off a woman's blouse and said, "I want what I want
when I want it!" the boy, turned one by the scene and the love-making
which followed, finished watching the movie, and decided to try
what he had just witnessed on the girl next door, a classmate.
He went over to her house, found that her parents weren't home
from work yet, ripped off her blouse; and then said, "I want what
I want when I want it!" the girl stared at him and coolly replied
"you'll get what I got when I get it!"
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A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that
he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met
a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells
his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows
that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her.
She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively,
"I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?"
He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish but from a
wealthy Beverly Hills family. And her father is a doctor.
She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks,
"What is this wonderful girl's name?"
He answers, "Monica Lewinsky."
There is a pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to
that nice black boy you were dating last year?"
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Its a bad computer if...

The lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.

Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start
howling.

The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"

The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"

The only chip inside is a Dorito.
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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said,
"Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't
have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told
me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably
a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too.
Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live
animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her
it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back
to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest,
but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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