THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Laziness is nothing more than the
habit of resting before you get tired.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
have you been watching the Olympics?
Well, I must confess, I have not been
paying a lot of attention to it, myself.
However, this one girl really deserves
attention.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2016.html
amazing. I always thot the Olympics were
rather boring. But she has a way of perking
things up eh?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
how to get out of debt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t001.html
first time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t002.html
he was ok
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t003.html
I hate you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t004.html
don't flatter yourself
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t005.html
a compliment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t006.html
masturbation kit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t007.html
missing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t008.html
we make mistakes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t009.html
a cheap two timer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
coffee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2013.html
care for a drink?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2014.html
Dr. Bean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2015.html
A redneck named Bubba from Georgia decided to travel across the
south to Virginia to see God'S country. When he got to Franklin,
he liked the place so much that he decided to stay.
But first he had find a job!!!!
Bubba walked into the International Paper Company office and
filled out an application as an experienced log inspector. It
was his lucky day!! They just happened to be looking for someone
right then. But first, the log foreman took him for a ride into the
forest in the company pickup truck to see how much he knew.
The foreman stopped the truck on the side of the road and pointed
at a tree and said "See that tree over there? I want you to tell me
what species it is and how many board feet of lumber it contains."
Bubba promptly answered, "That thar's a white pine, and thar's
383 board feet of lumber in 'er."
The foreman was impressed!!! He put the truck back in gear and started
driving again. He stopped about a mile down the road and pointed at
another tree through the passenger window. The foreman asked the same two
questions as before. This time it was a bigger tree of a different class.
The redneck replied, "That's a loblolly pine and she's got about 456 clear board feet."
The foreman was really impressed with this good ol' boy. This redneck was
quick and he got the answers right with- out using a calculator!!!
But the foreman wanted to do one more test.
They drove a little further down the road, and the fore- man stopped
the truck again. This time, he pointed across the road and said, "And what about that one?"
Before the foreman could finish pointing, Bubba said,
"White oak, and 242 board feet at best."
The foreman spun the truck around and headed back to the office a
little ticked off because he thinks the redneck is smarter than himself.
As they neared the office, the foreman stopped the truck and asked Bubba
to step out of the truck. The foreman handed the him a piece of chalk and
told the him, "See that tree over there? I want you to mark an "X" on the
front of that tree!!" The foreman thinks to himself,
"Idiot, how will he know which is the front of a tree?"
When Bubba reaches the tree, he walkes around it in a circle
while looking at the ground. He reaches up and places a white "X" on
the trunk. The redneck then walked back to the foreman and
handed him the chalk. "That thar's the front," Bubba said.
The foreman laughs to himself and asks sarcastically,
"How in hell do you know that's the front of the tree?"
The good ol' boy looks down at his feet, while rubbing the toe of
his left boot cleaning it in the gravel and replied,
"Cuz someone took a shit behind it!"
Bubba got the job
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After our friend Tom had been a temporary Bachelor for several
weeks, we stopped by his home to visit him. My wife
asked if he was eating properly.
"Well, I do eat a lot of dog food," Tom told her.
"Dog food!" my wife exclaimed, horrified. "I can't
believe you would be eating anything like that!"
"Come to the kitchen and I'll show you," Tom replied.
Opening the refrigerator door, he waved his hand at a
row of doggie bags from half of the restaurants in town.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A firequacker!
Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What says "Quick, Quick!"?
A: A duck with the hiccups
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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