Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the
playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I
was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze
and I would stay like that."
Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you
weren't warned."
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A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.
"Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees
that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid.
The second man then ruses in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeeper replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it."
Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.
The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs when suddenly,
the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened
in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed
that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right on the face."
"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds.
"Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
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You know you're really trailer trash when...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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