THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
FREE STARBUCKS COFFEE!!!
http://www.tinyurl.com/cc96bcj
It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist
on being right - especially when one is right.
Friedrich Nietzsche
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, as of yesterday, the us govt. is now responsible
to pay for contraceptives for women. Ain't Obama care
wonderful? Oh well, I guess its cheaper than ADC.
(If you can't afford your jollies, maybe you shouldn't)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
_________
THE COMICS
artificial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s021.html
take all the time you need
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s022.html
Charlie Sheen
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s023.html
not a good idea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s024.html
ladies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s025.html
fresh stew
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s026.html
advertising business
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s027.html
Gee Debbie...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s028.html
footlong hot dogs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s029.html
quiz contest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s030.html
_____________
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
funny accidents
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1897.html
Funny Cats And Dogs!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1898.html
A bouncing baby... elephant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1999.html
Snoopy vs. The Red Baron
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2000.html
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't have to cross the road!
____________
Q: How are playing cards like wolves?
A: Because they come in packs
Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?
A: It stays dark all night.
Q: Why are Democrats better than Republicans in bed?
A: You've never heard of getting a good piece of elephant, have you?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Fewer guys have been inside a 747.
Q: What did the blonde say when she gave birth?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
_____________
A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she
found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy
her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all
these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge
the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.
"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets,
until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment
line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on.
She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then
took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.
When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already
gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read,
"With my compliments. Take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
__________
FUN PAGES
The Bird a Nest Man Friendship
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43022&s=n
Mahjong Dynasty
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43353&s=n
The Woman He Feels
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43063&s=n
How to Fly the Nakamura
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42414&s=n
This Happiness is Unbearable
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43064&s=n
_____________
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment