THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
I believe that every human has a finite number of
heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine
running around doing exercises.
Neil Armstrong
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
R.I.P. , Neil !!!
One Small Step For Man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2098.html
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
2 seconds
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don't be nervous
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why not mom
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sorry doll
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losing weight
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love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u066a.html
a little more exciting
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insurance
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I made a sex tape
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a smoother ride
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Just For Laughs Gags
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Martin Lawrence - Stand Up Comedy
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Funny commercial
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Painter mistakes his Guinea pig for a paint roller
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John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before he
could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how
a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
John says, "Well, give me some examples."
Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy
shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then
that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me.
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to
find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."
Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
John proceeds to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
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Q: How is a blonde and a pitcher different?
A: A blonde doesn't mind when you charge the mound.
Q: How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband?
A: She has a headache with the postman.
Q: What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A: "My wife says..."
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A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asked.
"About as hard as my dick," he replies.
To which the woman replied, "OK, then pour me some!"
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Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night,
So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."
When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"
"$75 dollars," said the first.
The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first
two were proud of their prowess.
The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
" $20 dollars" replies the third.
The first two start laughing hysterically.
"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid,
I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"
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FUN PAGES
Paper Airplane Flight Simulator
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Marijuana Legalization Poll
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Friends Body and Soul
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Maze Stopper
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Youda Sushi Chef
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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