THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The world does not owe you a living...You owe the world something.
You owe it your time and your energy and your talents so that
no one will be at war or in poverty or sick or lonely again.
Judge Philip B. Gilliam
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
great news!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t031a.html
boy and girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t032a.html
the hotel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t033a.html
immature vs mature
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t034a.html
runners
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t035a.html
if Noah were a vegetarian
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t036a.html
in November
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t037a.html
oh my god
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t038a.html
underwater??
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t039a.html
she got caught
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t040a.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny Mall Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2050.html
candid camera funny on ice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2051.html
Spongebob Boom Boom Pow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2052.html
Tom And Jerry 2012 new
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2053.html
A Muslim dies and goes up to Heaven.
He`s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says "Sorry,
but we don`t allow Muslims into Heaven"
"What?" replies the Muslim, "And why not?"
"Well, we just don't."
The Muslim complains and carries on until St Peter gets fed up.
"Well", says St Peter "have you ever done anything good in your life?"
"Mmmm" the Muslim replies, "Yeah, the other day a lady stopped me on
the street collecting for a children`s charity, so I gave her ten dollars. Last
week I donated ten dollars to the Cancer Society, and a couple of weeks
ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money, so I gave him ten
dollars as well."
"Alright then" says St Peter, "Let me go and have a quick word with God."
Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim: "Listen, I`ve
spoken with God and he agrees with me. Here`s your 30 bucks back.
Now fuck off!!!!"
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now i lay down to sleep
with the boy across the steet
oh wont my mumma be surprised
once she sees my belly rise
oh wont my daddy be disgusted once he sees my cherry's busted
8 mounts of pleasure 3 weeks of pain juinor came
junior is a dick, moms a whore none of this would of happened if the red rubber never tore.
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I was sitting at a red-light yesterday, minding my own business,
waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims,
shouting anti British-American slogans, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, gave me the finger,
hit the gas & darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding
thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, Man, that could have been me!
So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job as a truck driver.
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I started to chat with a busty lady in the tavern. Eventually,
I told her, "If you'll give a major flash of your hooters,
I'll buy everyone in the place a beer."
She replied, "You're on!"
Then she flopped out her big jugs -- to the delight of the
whole pub. "Ok then," she smiled. "Now for your end of the bargain."
"Oh right," I replied, placing a cold pint of Fallstaff
on the table in front of her. "There you go."
"What the hell is *that?*" she asked turning up her nose.
"As agreed," I told her, "it's a beer for everyone. Now divide it up!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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