THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Education is a progressive
discovery of our own ignorance.
Will Durant (1885 - 1981)
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
nursing home available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You
are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get
three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air
conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need
a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they
do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government
that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into
a home.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any
income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what? "
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says,
"Would you like to dance?"
The girl haughtily says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did,
I wouldn't dance with the likes of you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me,
I said you look fat in those pants."
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A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall,
when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.
"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy
my present instead of making you and Dad shop for me."
The daughter nods in agreement.
"And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."
The daughter protests, "But Mom, some helpless, poor,
dumb creature has to suffer so that you can have this."
"Don't worry, honey," says the mother.
"Your father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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