Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

They had been up in the attic together doing some cleaning.
The kids uncovered an old manual typewriter and asked her, "Hey Mom...what's this?"
"Oh...that's an old typewriter," she answered, thinking that would satisfy their curiosity.
"Well what does it do?" they queried.
"I'll show you," she said and returned with a blank piece of paper.
She rolled the paper into the typewriter and began striking the keys,
leaving black letters of print on the page.
"WOW!" they exclaimed, "that's really cool...but how does it work like that?
Where do you plug it in?"
"There is no plug," she answered. "It doesn't need a plug."
"Then where do you put the batteries?" they persisted.
"It doesn't need batteries either." she continued.
"Wow! This is so cool!" they exclaimed. "Someone should have invented this a long time ago!"
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Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains,
however, the laundry always gets wet. All the laundry, that is, except for
Sophie's. The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains.
So one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the
line when one of the women says to Sophie, "Say, how come when it rains, your laundry is never out?"
"Well," says Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Saul.
If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day,
and I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg,
I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash."
"What if he has an erection?" asks one of the women.
"Honey," says Sophie, "Who on Earth wants to do laundry on a day like that?"
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An astronomer is on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total
eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there, when he's captured
by cannibals. The eclipse is due the next day around noon.
To gain his freedom he plans to pose as a god and threaten to extinguish
the sun if he's not released, but the timing has to be just right. So, in the
few words of the cannibals' primitive tongue that he knows, he asks his
guard what time they plan to kill him.
The guard's answer is, "Tradition has it that captives are to be killed when
the sun reaches the highest point in the sky on the day after their capture
so that they may be cooked and ready to be served for the evening meal."
"Great," the astronomer replies.
The guard continues, though, "But because everyone's so excited about it,
in your case we're going to wait until after the eclipse."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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