THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Money will buy a fine dog, but
only kindness will make him wag his tail.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
adultery today
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boobs
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leaves
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800 calories
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not often
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a tornado
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mom
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racial profiling
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don't get up
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missionary stuff
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Looney Tunes Daffy for president
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animal planet
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beer
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big mouth
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Vicki was still feeling a bit weak and not up to par
after her recent bout with the flu and went to see her doctor.
After a quick examination, he said, "You look weak
and exhausted! What have you been doing?"
"Are you getting out in the fresh air, getting enough exercise,
and having your meals 3 times a day, as I advised on your last visit?"
Vicki looked up, a bit surprised and exclaimed, "Oh doc, I've
sure been getting the first two, but on that last one,
I woulda swore you said three males a day!"
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Things were really getting hot and the couple was not
paying any attention to what was going on outside.
All of a sudden a policeman is tapping on their window.
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"Didn't you know that you are not supposed to be having sex
in public?" he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed they said yes, and apologized.
"Well," he said, "I will have to write you a ticket."
So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior.
After getting dressed the girlfriend asked her boyfriend what the cop wrote the ticket for.
He looked at the ticket and read, "Doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!"
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Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: Why shouldn't you feed your teddy bear?
A: He is already stuffed.
Q: Where do you find black birds going for a drink?
A: To crowbars.
Q: Why are Mexicans buying all the Cabbage Patch dolls?
A: To get birth certificates.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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