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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Never deprive someone of hope;
it might be all they have.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

 

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THE COMICS

your breath smells great
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thats gonna hurt
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field trip
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oil change
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ok asshole
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r u asleep
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where to take you
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dad farted
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oh God
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time out
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Betty Boop 1933 Cab Calloway "The Old Man Of the Mountain"
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Woody the wood pecker
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Top Cat
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Yogi Bear- Episode 1
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Things your Mother would NEVER say...
Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey.
I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
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"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the
phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window."
"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied.
"I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."
"No, it's you I want," she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"
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An engineer, a physicist, and a statistician were moose hunting in
northern Canada.  After a short walk through the marshes they
spotted a HUGE moose 150 meters away.  The engineer raised his
gun and fired at the moose.  A puff of dust showed that the bullet
landed 3 meters to the right of the moose.
The physicist, realizing that there was a substantial breeze that
the engineer did not account for, aimed to the left of the moose
and fired.  The bullet landed 3 meters to the left of the moose.
The statistician jumped up and down screaming, "We got him!
We got him!"

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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