THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"There are two great days in a person's life --
the day we are born and the day we discover why."
William Barclay
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
indecent exposure
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a different position
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just admit it
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free birth control
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a man and a woman
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don't you knock
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cold beer
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I object
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did you know
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amish road sign
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
SCARING PEOPLE WITH FAKE TRAIN
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Tricked Into Helping Robbery Prank
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Funniest Farting Girl Prank
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Seducing a gorgeous woman: better than a Ferrari
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George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars that we
could have the best sex that you have ever had without me touching you."
"You're nuts," she said, "Here is ten dollars that says you can't do that!"
They put the money on the mantelpiece.
That night George and Mary proceeded to have sex. Reluctantly,
Mary had to admit that it was the best sex that she could remember.
The next morning she exclaimed, "Well, it may have been the best
sex I've ever had... but you did nothing BUT touch me!"
George gave Mary the ten dollars and departed with these words, "So I lose."
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A young man fell in love with a very lovely young lady. Unfortunately
she did not return the feeling. In desperation he went and visited a
group of witches to ask for a love potion. He approached the local
witch group and asked for a love potion to slip to the reluctant lass.
They informed him that they no longer provided such an item. It
was highly unethical to administer a potion to someone without her
permission. They did have an alternate solution. They sold him a
bottle of small white pellets. He was to bury one in her yard every
night at midnight for a month, until they were all gone.
He returned to the witches six weeks later, excited and thankful.
He and the young lady were to wed in a month. He was ecstatic
and wanted to know how the spell had worked.
The witches explained, "Nothin' says lovin' like something from the
coven, and pills buried says it best!"
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Old Time Education - Thanks Mom
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that
will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't
straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of
that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear
clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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