THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
REST IN PEACE, Phillis...
Remembering Phyllis Diller
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Sorry I am slow getting this out, usually daughter helps me but am doing it myself today not so easy these days
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
excersize video
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Dixie
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long hair
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marriage
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OMG
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new boy friend
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you like soldiers
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arrogance
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I love you
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Phyllis Diller on The Ed Sullivan Show
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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Billy Jack Fight Re-Cut and Expanded
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Robin Williams on Porn
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You Know You've Reached Middle Age If….
Your old refrigerator is sitting unplugged
in the garage in case you throw a party.
You still use the word " bummer."
Whenever you channel surf, you end up watching Nick at Nite.
You need a weed whacker to trim the hair
growing from your nose, ears, and eyebrows.
You suck at Nintendo and don't care.
You buy "age-defying" makeup and "antiwrinkle"
creams and believe they work.
You've switched from chili dogs to fat-free tofu dogs.
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T'was the night before elections,
And all thru' the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions ran up and down.
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap,
Had shut off the TV,
tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
To hand out to others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, on Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at a nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think on this one final note...
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
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"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest
thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And,
he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers
announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this
week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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