THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly
from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance,
or a stranger.
Franklin P. Jones
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The weather man promised heavy storms and
lots of rain for tonight. It would be welcome
relief from the 95 degree heat we had at
10pm. Unfortunately, all it has done is a few
sprinkles. Enough to make things wet and stir
up the bugs and make things muggy and sticky.
Unfortunately. Makes a guy wish it was winter:(
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
we're fucked
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nice gurl
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my perspective
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THAT big
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med clinic
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Tell the dude
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sometimes I wish
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at the institute
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the hive
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your fault
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I got a brand new leather jacket
(the Americans can relate to this one)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2009.html
Bob & Tom - Asylum Street Spankers - Pussycat Song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2010.html
Best of Just For Laughs Gags - Funniest Kick In The Balls Pranks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2011.html
Showdown In Elk Town - Human Planet, Cities, Preview - BBC One
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2012.html
Paddy and Mick worked together in St. John's and both were
laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When
asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew
the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding
it classified as unskilled labor, he gave him $80 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next and when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel fitter."
Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to
find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the
panties and the thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter!"
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There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get
them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon.
She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please help me.
The doctor says he is gonna try and new experimental technique on her.
He will put a crank in the back of her head and when she sees bags under
her eyes she's supposed to crank it and the bags will go away. So she gets
this crank put in her head and leaves. It works and works for a while until
one day she cant get rid of these bags under her eyes. She cranks and cranks
as hard as she can but they just wont go away. So she goes to the doctor. She
says to the doctor: "Doctor, this was working for a while, but I cant seem to
get rid of these bags under my eyes." The doctor replies: "Lady those aren't
bags... those are your tits!" All she had to say was, "Now that would explain
why I have this goatee."
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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines
telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year
old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the
baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl,
we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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