THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
Lenin
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
its a good day and a bad day. It's a
bad day for health, been struggling
a little, but its a good day for weather.
Raining softly and steady.
nice and cool. a good change of
pace from the drought.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the olympics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t041.html
a man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t042.html
sheep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t043.html
a great model
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t044.html
one volunteer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t045.html
woman astronaut
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t047.html
dog business
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t048.html
no thanks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t049.html
dear lord
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t050.html
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sorry, no movies today
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch,
telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained.
"I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed;
then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too."
The shrink thought for a moment and said... "Everyone needs to live a full,
satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?"
The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts,
points it at the shrink, and says... "Well go ahead, I'll give it a try!"
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Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"No," the second guy says.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.
"Oh," says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"See what?" the second guy asks.
"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."
"Oh."
A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"
By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"
And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
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A rabbi was called to a local Jewish nursing home to perform a
wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The rabbi sat
down to counsel the old man and asked several questions.
"Do you love her?"
The old man replied, "I guess."
"Is she a good Jewish woman?"
"I don't know for sure," the old man answered.
"Does she have lots of money?" asked the rabbi. "I doubt it."
"Then why are you marrying her?" he asked.
"She can still drive" the old man said.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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