[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

War does not determine who is right,
War determines who is left.

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, how bout those olympics?
I finally found a sport to watch that I
like. watched the olympic women's beach
volley ball competition. There was a serious
injury, a sprained wrist. But I should
be ok by tomorrow.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

danger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t011.html

little horse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t012.html

my first husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t013.html

excuse me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t014.html

asshole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t015.html

ventriloquist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t016.html

boys will be boys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t017.html

the burning bush
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t018.html

crossing fingers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t019.html

guy fun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Tim Hawkins - Chick-Fil-A - Hampton 2012
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2042.html

Ray Stevens - Obama Budget Plan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2043.html

Tricked Into Helping Robbery Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2044.html

Farting with a Swedish biker: forget clean air!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2045.html

10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road
accident. At the Pearly Gates St Peter says '' If
any of you are Pedophiles you can Fuck off down to Hell' '
9 of them start to walk away when St Peter calls
out ……….''And take this deaf bastard with you''
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One day Little Johnny went to school. His teacher
said they were going to play a game. She would place
an object behind her and describe it.
The first person to get it got a piece of candy.
First she said, "The object is red and grows on trees."
A kid raised his hand and said "an apple" the teacher said correct.
Then she said, "The object is flat and comes in different
colors" a different kid raises his hand and said it is a notebook!
The teacher said correct.
Then Johnny said, "ooh! ooh! Can I try?"
The teacher said yes.
He stood up and put his hand in his pocket. He said
"The object is round, hard, and has a head on it."
The teacher said "JOHNNY! GO TO THE OFFICE!!"
Johnny said, "No it's a quarter!"
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.
"Every so often, I like to go to the window,
look up, and smile for a satellite picture." - Steven Wright

Make God laugh, "Tell him your plans" --Ken Hall

"The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in." - Lewis Grizzard

"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're
in front of you in the supermarket express lane." - June Henderson

"Surprisingly, my boss refuses to accept 'the early bird catches the
worm' as a valid excuse for leaving work every day at 2:00 pm." -
Michael Hayward
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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