THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
It's all right letting yourself go
as long as you can let yourself back.
Mick Jagger
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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beer
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a good mind
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your choice
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hello darling
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largest boner
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while you are driving
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a pair
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a pulled muscle
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priceless
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Camera Catches Disabled Beggar Woman in NY Scamming People!
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Butt Rip Joke
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To Catch A Predator- Top Ten- Part 2 of 2.
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Most Daring
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The handsome construction worker considered himself quite
the stud, and indeed had no trouble persuading a good-looking
recent acquaintance to come back to his apartment. After
making love to her, he rolled over and lit a cigarette.
His self-satisfied smile vanished, however, when the woman
hopped out of bed and snapped, "You may look like Mel Gibson,
but you're lousy in the sack."
The indignant fellow replied indignantly, "I don't see what
makes you such an expert after only forty-five seconds!"
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A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds
himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels
are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and
shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.
Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint
Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally
at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son,
we've been waiting a long time for you."
Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the lawyer sheepishly looks
at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing
life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but
congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything
really special when I was alive."
"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the
man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160
years old! God himself wants to see you!"
The lawyer is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his
mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at
Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal
hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be
worthy, but I only lived to be forty."
"That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter.
"We've added up your billing hours."
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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented,
"I don't think that's going to help."
"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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