THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Life can only be understood backwards;
but it must be lived forwards.
Soren Kierkegaard
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Let me just take a moment to explain a couple of
things. First, I welcome and look forward to your
emails. I find them a ready source for funnies and
etc. But, I must ask a little consideration from all
of you. I get about 500 emails per day plus, more than
a body can possibly read. So, send me jokes, cartoons,
funny vids, great. But, warm fuzzies are nice, and so are
political mails. But mostly I have to wade thru all that
stuff to find what I look for(they slow me down). So please,
send me just stuff that's humorous. Also, keep in mind. I
absolutely insist that if you send me email, you MUST bcc it.
If you leave all the email addys on there, spammers see them
and its a free harvest. And you will likely get a somewhat
testy email from me about it. The other thing is, PLZ
be kind, don't blow up my mail box with 100 emails a day
plus. use a little consideration ok? Try and limit your sends
to just a few per day. Remember, there are
over thirty thousand of you folks, but there is only one of
me, ok? :)
TRUST ME...s' truth!
nuff said...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the psychiatrist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t051.html
the tattoo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t052.html
the gardener
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t053.html
drug dealers vs. computer programmers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t054.html
don't bother him
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t055.html
Little Red Riding Hood today...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t056.html
the most dangerous beast on the planet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t057.html
hold on mother...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t058.html
the highest court of appeals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t059.html
Dr Lee's email
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
MVI_3406.AVI By Jimmy Ferris Spur Texas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2030.html
Dane cook the Crocodile Hunter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2031.html
Police Women of Dallas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2032.html
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Close wing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2033.html
A girl went to the doctor with her knees all cut up.
The doctor said, "What happened to your knees?"
She replied, "It's from making love doggie-style."
The doctor asked, "Don't you know any other position besides doggie style?"
She said, "Yeah...but my doggie doesn't."
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This guy was on a plane and he really had to pee.
He went to the back of the plane and there was a line for the
men's room. So, he asked a female to see if there was anyone in the
ladies room. She responded no, go ahead in there but don't press any of the
buttons. He said alright. he went to the bathroom, relieved. He saw the buttons
and decided to push them anyway thinking "what could go wrong?" The first button
he pushed was blue, he goes bbrrrrrr, that's cold having cold water spray into
his ass hole. The second button was red and he goes "oh that feels really good.
How come there aren't any buttons like these in the men's room?" The last button
he pushed was a white button with the letters ATR on it. The next thing he knew
he woke up in a hospital. He asked the nurse "why am I in the hospital?" she
responded "because u hit the ATR button" laughing hysterically while she said it.
He said "what's so funny? what does ATR mean?" She responded automatic tampon remover.
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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money.
What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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